dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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Miley Cyrus for ELLE Magazine

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So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

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When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something.
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